1. Craigslist
2. Owen Meany (in turn, see #3)
3. The tiny people from Australia
On santabarbara.craigslist it seems like the sketchy shit in therapeutic services has very little to do with happy ending masseuses or people who telepathically communicate with animals. There's a dude on there that just won't let up. He really wants a "massage."
In his first post, he is looking to find a masseuse that is not only female, but also in shape. Hmm. A little weird, but whatevs, right? No. One of his next lines is, "No need to be sore any longer than necessary. Right?" DUDE IS A FREAK.
In what I can only assume is his second post, five days later, he straddles the fine line between creepy and lecherous. In an attempt to counteract his creepy post, he indicates he is a Gentleman.
Again, 8 days later, he posts again. Only this time, he has an arrangement for a caring, female massuese.
At this point in my reading, I started wondering if he was a cop trolling for hookers, or a really horny old dude who wants a serious bonerfied rubdown. There has to be more posts, right? This guy was not going to give up.
He didn't. He had to give it one last try.
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