don't stop until you get enough

I LOVE looking at before and after shots of Plastic Surgery patients. Especially when they are celebrities. Especially when those celebrites are Paris or Britters. Or better yet, when the shots are of Britters' gajonkas. Or better yet, movies about Britters' ever growing and shrinking gajonkas (probs NSFW). Is this sick and wrong? I can't stop.
Last week in Vegas, all my time "out" was spent alternating between three things: eating, trying to figure out who the hookers were, and counting fake boobs. I also counted face lifts, but not nearly in the same quantity as the boobs. Wow, people. So many. So MUCH. Like big big, each one the size of my head big. But maybe it was just Vegas. That place is like the twilight zone. Except for Bouchon. That place is off the chain.