Al Green forgot to pull his pockets out to complete his Elephant impersonation. Fans of Grandmother's Tongue, Brain, and The Turtle (Totes NSFW) everywhere were disappointed.
Perhaps if Milli Vanilli would have had the foresight to blame their lack of singing talent on Acid Reflux disease, they could have ushered in pharmaceutical sponsorship years and years ago. Maybe Color Me Badd could have gotten sponsored by Cialis.
This article makes it seem like Kevin and Britney are drinking all of the fucking Kava on the island. Again, somebody, please warn Britney about the Cheetos. Orange babies are so not awesome.
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A quick google search reveals that muirq puama, a main ingredient in Kevin's drink, is also known as "jungle passion" and can be purchased for $29.95 a bottle.
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